derp burp butts

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

ksteeno:

scenes-from-my-hood:

mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

oh my god

ragequitters:

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

ask2palicecosplayer:

chaztheweasel:

England’s natural defense against attack

mosoli:

im still laughing at this